Plantbitchthings - I Have NO Chill

as much as I love the jackass guys, I don’t think I would ever trust any of them with my drink because I’m 100% certain that they would either lose it, spill it, or drink it 😭

I’m sobbing, THEYRE IN LOVE

I was planning on abandoning that one but @srs-bean said it's gotta be finished, so here we go :3

Has this been done yet?

Honestly I need more clearly country Hangman, just as a southerner. There’s a coupla good fics out there but I need more! Just bonfires and the dagger squad shootin the shit! Cause I ain’t a writer but I need more southern Hangman fics!

we have a lot of golden rich boy jake, i kinda want to see more traditional, country side boy jake and well maybe not RICH rich bradley, but he definitely had better situation as a child than jake.

maybe there was a time where jake can’t even eat dinner because his parents have 4 children and jake had to give up his dinner so his little siblings can eat. and he definitely can’t have pet besides the dog that his father’s boss owned. he grew up with love, but was struggling. that’s why he enlisted right after high school graduation, to ease his parents weight and so he can have better place to sleep and if not better, something to eat.

and bradley grew with both a lot love and privilege. he has both an admiral and a captain as his foster parents with no siblings. he got lonely sometimes, but mav and ice got him a dog, it was big and very fluffy and it costs them good amount of money just for the grooming and the food. bradley had some remote control cars, and many other good toys growing up. he only have to fend for himself when he cut off mav (which led to him restricting himself from ice too) with the money he saved, got into the best college he can find by scholarship and live in a dorm. but he definitely was in a better situation than jake.

so when they got together, bradley takes jake to a lot of dates, from movie date to fancy dinner date. he spoiled jake. when they moved in together, bradley got jake his first pet, and he drives with jake back to texas to meet his family. and when bradley and mav’s relationship is mended, jake makes sure to go with him to mav and ice’s house, making sure he never gets lonely. they lift each other up basically.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Ah yes the year I almost ruined my hair by split dying it by hand

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

YOOOOOO THIS IS BANGER

"My heart is yours, it's you that I hold on to" - Sparks, Coldplay

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your age range? please put it in your bio, people are getting blocked for it

No❤️

But honestly if that bothers you, just block me. Don’t tell me you’re blocking me. I just need my little space, I do not care :))

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