Gives Me A Casino Vibe Ngl

Цой и невъебенный стиль

spooooky skeleton :>

the player’s guide to DM-speak!

“You wouldn’t know”: If you ask to roll, say, history, and your DM responds with this, it usually means, “This is a vital plot point that you aren’t supposed to find out until later, so I won’t tell you regardless of what you roll”

“I mean, you could”: The DM is strongly suggesting you don’t do the thing you were just about to do. But it is your choice… if you reeeeeally want to.

“Oh, fuck”/“Oh, shit”/et cetera: “I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO MAKE THAT DECISION AND I DID NOT PREPARE AN OUTCOME”

“Oh, fuck”/“Oh, shit”/et cetera: “I JUST REALIZED I DID NOT BALANCE THIS COMBAT CORRECTLY”

“Hang on…”: “Where the FUCK did I put this in my notes?”

“Oh boy”/“Oh god”/“Oh no”/et cetera: I either just rolled REALLY well or REALLY badly. You’ll find out soon enough.

“It seems like…”/“As far as you can tell…”: What I’m about to say your character notices, is nowhere CLOSE to what’s actually going on.

“Make a [skill] check”/“Make a [skill] saving throw”: I’m having you make this roll, but I’m not going to tell you what it means until later, when you’re going to regret it.

A hard, firm, “No”: “Please for the love of GOD and ALL that is holy I am BEGGING you not to put me through whatever BULLSHIT you’re planning.”

thank you thank you thank you

Tech fanfiction by Moonstrider9904

Smut (all smut is NSFW 18+ and minors DNI)

Seeking Attention

Pilot

Say His Name (Poly! with you and Hunter)

Competition (Poly! with you and Echo)

Fluff

Cozy Socks and a Blanket

Cold Winter's Night

Sunscreen

Fireflies

Hurt/Comfort

Road Trip

Vacation

Airy

Moonstrider9904's Masterlist

absolutely epic

Mongolian Way 0f Cutting Watermelons

I LOVE THIS OMMGGGG

ajdsekufsj it’s another super messy redraw that I didn’t want to line but I wanted to put smth out sooo

also backgrounds

I can’t do backgrounds

i have officially lost the ability to draw air into my lungs from laughing at this please i cant do this today

Interview cat

heudjfksnfiiskjc love it

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) // Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) & Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

You will always be remembered, Unus and Annus, two halves of a whole. Thank you for giving me something I never thought I have, the memories, you helped me get through the difficult time of quarantine, you made me laugh when I was down, and you showed me that one (or two, actually) can still be original these days, instead of repeating the same content over and over again, I will never forget you. We will never forget you. Thank you for being here for every one of us.

Memento Mori