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Winter is really going to separate the Pokémon Masters from the Pokémon Trainers
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them
Are you a teen? This blog is just for you
He doesn't even know
Little baby
Fennec Fox by asbimages.co.uk
Atheist don’t believe in approximately 2,700 gods and Christians don’t believe in approximately 2,699 gods, which is basically the same thing.
Friends
Friends: daddy kinks are soo weird!
Me: *sweats profusely* yeah! H-haha..
Friends: its sooo nasty!
Me: *sweats even more* h-haha.. i-i gotta go i-i left uh..the oven on *runs away* ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.
A new daddy friend
Daddy: Princess, I'd like you to meet my friend.
Me: *looks up from my coloring book* It's nice to meet you!
Daddy: Those aren't very good manners, stand up and say hello properly.
Me: *bottom lip curls down into a pout and looks back at my crayons* Yes si-
Daddy's friend: Aw now, it's okay. She's obviously very busy. Can I see what you're working on?
Me: *all smiles again* Yes! It's ponies!*holds up my picture*
Daddy: *laughs and shakes his head* Come on man, you're gonna have to build up an immunity to pouty face if you want to be a daddy.
Daddy's friend: Dude. There's literally no way. That shit's kryptonite.
Me: *tugs on daddy's friend's pant leg* Excuse me!
Daddy's friend: *crouches down* What's up buttercup?
Me: You said a bad word. You have to sit on the pink stool over there until Daddy says you can play again.
Daddy's friend: *facepalm*
Daddy: *choking back laughter* You sure you want this to be your life?
Ways to my heart
*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good
Things that we love daddy to say
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
Reeeeddddy♡♡
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Gimmiieee
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I just realized that “homeowner” has “meow” in the middle of it and now I can’t stop reading it as “ho-meow-ner”.
Bunch of tards
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bad decisions//ariana grande
FAVORITE MOVIES » Cruel Intentions (1999) ↳”We’ve done some pretty fucked up shit in our time, but this… I mean, we’re destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?”
A hahaha ew
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The people who created To Catch a Predator really missed out on naming the show The PedoFiles
Yaasss