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disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr

this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???

"naturally blond" nothing about that is natural

As a voter my primary concern is toys coming to life and being evil when they come to life because they want revenge for being played with too much / too hard. My secondary concern is illegal immigrants. My third concern is that the toys who come to life and are good won't be strong enough to stop the evil toys. My fifth concern is the economy. I can't tell you four because it's a decretttt.

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

We infected your weed cigarette with little poison bugs that crawl in you and you smoked ittt 😛

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing