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Hello, I am Hani Al-Hajjar. I am 23 years old and I am trying to evacuate my family from Gaza to Egypt after losing my father, my home, and my family consisting of 10 people, including children, by creating a donation campaign. If you would like to help, donate through the link or share my campaign so that it reaches a large number of people.LINK.GOFUNDME🫂

Hello, I Am Hani Al-Hajjar. I Am 23 Years Old And I Am Trying To Evacuate My Family From Gaza To Egypt
Hello, I Am Hani Al-Hajjar. I Am 23 Years Old And I Am Trying To Evacuate My Family From Gaza To Egypt
Hello, I Am Hani Al-Hajjar. I Am 23 Years Old And I Am Trying To Evacuate My Family From Gaza To Egypt
Hello, I Am Hani Al-Hajjar. I Am 23 Years Old And I Am Trying To Evacuate My Family From Gaza To Egypt
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2 years ago

Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?

Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!


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2 years ago

Isa: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Jake: No... well, their slowness.

Isa: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Isa: Now I have a plan.

Isa: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.


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2 years ago

Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...

Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!


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2 years ago

Isa: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Isa: What an idiot.

Isa: *realizes it's Jake*

Isa: Wait, that's MY idiot!


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2 years ago

Isa: My parents were really strict, instead of a net around our trampoline, they put a barb wire.

Jake: Are you okay?

Isa: Quite frankly, yes.


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2 years ago

Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.


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2 years ago

Jake: Are you busy today Isa?

Isa: I’m busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Jake: I thought trees did that.

Isa: That’s photosynthesis.


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2 years ago

“I get goosebumps when I’m sad. I don’t know why, but when you left that day, I’ve had goosebumps ever since.”


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2 years ago

Did you know that majority of Americans fear public speaking more than death? Crazy huh lol

I’m a part of the majority then. 😊 (seriously public speaking feels like a nightmare)


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