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Hello, I am Hani Al-Hajjar. I am 23 years old and I am trying to evacuate my family from Gaza to Egypt after losing my father, my home, and my family consisting of 10 people, including children, by creating a donation campaign. If you would like to help, donate through the link or share my campaign so that it reaches a large number of people.LINK.GOFUNDME🫂
Jake: Why did the traffic light turn red?
Isa: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Isa: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Jake: No... well, their slowness.
Isa: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Isa: Now I have a plan.
Isa: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...
Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!
Isa: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Isa: What an idiot.
Isa: *realizes it's Jake*
Isa: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Isa: My parents were really strict, instead of a net around our trampoline, they put a barb wire.
Jake: Are you okay?
Isa: Quite frankly, yes.
Jake, about Isa: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Jake: Are you busy today Isa?
Isa: I’m busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Jake: I thought trees did that.
Isa: That’s photosynthesis.
Did you know that majority of Americans fear public speaking more than death? Crazy huh lol
I’m a part of the majority then. 😊 (seriously public speaking feels like a nightmare)