PALESTINIAN KUFIYA RAFFLE!!

Isa: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Isa, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

Isa: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Isa: Yeah, that didn’t work with Jake either.

Jake: The first time I ever got upset in front of Isa, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Isa: I was doing both, for your information.

Kai: The first time Isa hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

Concentration camp.

They built a concentration camp.

I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.

Isa: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Jake: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way? Isa: I don't know, surprise me!

Jake: I feel stupid.

Kai: Don’t feel that way. We all make mistakes, that’s how we learn.

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Jake: I feel stupid.

Isa: What do you mean, feel? You are stupid.

Jake: The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.

I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.

Isa: Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.