Isa: His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

Jake: send a letter to algebra.

Isa: why?!

Jake: please..

Isa: ugh

Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.

Jake: you tried.

Jake: What's the bear minimum?

Isa: One bear

a million words would not bring you back, i know because i tried, neither would a million tears, i know because I cried.

Jake: What do you think about my new sneakers?

Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Jake: Do they look-

Isa: No, they don’t look “cool”.

Jake: The first time I ever got upset in front of Isa, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Isa: I was doing both, for your information.

Kai: The first time Isa hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

just letting u guys know that imma take a break to focus on my exams.

Jake: You’re pretty dumb.

Isa: Thank you.

Jake: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Isa: All I heard was ‘You’re pretty.” I’m focusing on the positives of life.

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.

Kaylee: What’s an orgasm?

Kai: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Jake: Isn’t that origami tho?

Isa: No, you dumb fuck, that’s oregano.

Isa: I am going to name my kid Pac-man so he can see ghosts.