Isa: Jake, Fuck Off.

Isa: Jake, fuck off.

Isa: And by “fuck off” I mean “fuck off right back here and listen”, you insufferable prick.

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1 year ago
A Young Man Who Wrote On The Wall Of His House, Which Remained Standing, For The Occasion Of Eid Al-Adha,

A young man who wrote on the wall of his house, which remained standing, for the occasion of Eid al-Adha, "Eid Mubarak to you all," said: My family is still under the rubble of the house, and this is the first Eid without them. I wanted to write next to their spirits and tell them that their Eid in paradise is more beautiful.

2 years ago

Isa: If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Jake: Or the greatest disaster.


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2 years ago

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.


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2 years ago

Isa: Can we have pancakes for dinner?

Jake: What, why?

Isa: Because I don’t want steak.

Jake: Just because you don’t want steak doesn’t mean that—.

Isa: *makes a sad face*

Jake: Never mind, have your stupid pancakes.

1 year ago
Dec. 1, 2015 | Gaza City, Palestine

Dec. 1, 2015 | Gaza City, Palestine

Palestinian schoolgirls walk in front of a rainbow illuminating the sky over Gaza City’s shore.

2 years ago

"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."


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2 years ago

Isa: Husband? Ha!

Isa: Never heard of him.


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2 years ago

Isa: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now i can barely pull all-dayers.


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2 years ago

Isa: I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.


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