Isa, Holding A Kettle: Coffee Or Tea?
Isa, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Jake: Tea.
Isa: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Isa: One bear
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Isa: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?
Jake: Do they look-
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reminder : love yourself 💕💕
you can taste the fucking irony
running towards the sunset, fingers entwined, the golden sand squirming between her toes. as he waved, she felt a wave a relief wash over her. she didn’t believe in love at first sight, but once she lay eyes on him, she was infatuated. like finding the missing pieces of a hard puzzle, was love that easy?
Jake: Do you even know what mitosis is?
Isa: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Isa: Jake, do you think I gained weight?
Jake: No, I think the living room got smaller.
Isa: Jake, what is it called when you can’t sleep at night?
Jake: Depression, obviously.
Isa: Was it not Insomnia?
Jake: They changed it this year.
