Jake: Living On Earth May Be Expensive, But It Includes An Annual Free Trip Around The Sun.
Jake: Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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Jake: So I’m thinking a spring wedding or maybe summer. I don’t want it to be too cold.
Isa: Jake, we’re not even engaged.
Jake:
Jake: thAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT.
I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.
Isa: Good morning
Jake: It would be, if it was morning
Isa: Shut up
Jake: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*
Isa: Jake, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Jake: I'm not crying?
Isa, hugging Jake’s head: Shush baby, it's okay. Kai is here and he loves you with his whole heart.
my playlist is starting to get long…
"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."
Jake: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Isa: You're drinking orange juice.
Jake: Light travels faster than sound.
Isa: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
