Jake: The Closest That I've Gotten To Murder: Holding Oreos Under The Milk Until The Bubbles Stop...

Isa: What if we made a K-drama realistic?

Jake: Continue.

Isa: Like, what if we had a haters to neighbors to friends to best friends to lovers in 16 or 20 episodes?

Jake: So basically, ..us.

Isa: Some even say we have better chemistry than any drama.

Jake: Although that’s true, I’ll take your word from yesterday and leave us as it is.

Isa: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Jake: No... well, their slowness.

Isa: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Isa: Now I have a plan.

Isa: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.

fuck! i’m in love…again!

Jake: *sneezes*

Isa:

Jake: You’re not even going to say ‘bless you’?

Isa: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

dear reader, what is shitpost you may ask?

Well, let me put it straight for you. you see, shitpost is when you shit multiple posts at once, either people like it or they don’t. so basically, if you want the real definition of shitpost, don’t come to me. (im a genz and people think im a millennial lol)

Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

i do not pity israel. never have, and never will.

each night that gaza experiences is deadlier than the last, as idf soldiers record propaganda tiktoks, make rave parties and grwms and fit checks, gloat over having food and water, and film themselves deriving sadistic pleasure from torturing their hostages and victims and desecrating the dead.

Palestinians have to display their martyred before the camera for you to believe the atrocities that the zionist entity has subjected them to. they cannot even mourn in private. the apartheid entity murders them in cold blood, and you deliver the killing blow by doubting them.

babies whose families have been killed will never get to know their own name.

i can't reshare a tenth of the videos and photos that cross my timeline. i have seen more dead children in the past month than i have known death my entire life.

israeli settlers burn olive trees, bomb bakeries and fishing boats, shower white phosphorus and earthquake bombs on the captive civilians of gaza. you already know about the disastrous effects of white phosphorus, but earthquake bombs were last used during ww2 to wipe out entire cities.

how holy is the land that seeks to be built over the mass graves of thousands of children? is it holier than the miracle of a child being born in this hypocritical world?

all 11 universities in gaza have been bombed. academics should be agitating right now, especially those who call themselves "decolonial thinkers." destruction of universities is a sinisterly deliberate act to sabotage the Palestinians who will survive this great catastrophe.

the act of cleansing your hands before prayer is extremely important to muslims. no part of us can remotely comprehend the grief of the mother who refused to wash her hands from the blood of her children after losing them in a zionist airstrike over gaza. "I swear I won't wash them, I won't wash my hands, how else am I supposed to sleep near my kids."

it is only both moral and right when one side defends itself. the other side are the price of war, no better than insects and cattle and sheep left to die within the four walls of the slaughterhouse.

this situation should not be up for debate, but let me finish with one final thing : do your research about Palestine. HOWEVER. you do not need a degree in middle east studies to object to an ongoing genocide. if someone outwits you in a debate about historical details and every nuance of a subject, you were and will remain entirely correct in objecting to a genocide.

may those martyred rest in peace and be reunited again with their loved ones in heaven's eternal vastness.

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE.

glory to Palestinian resistance. from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

Jake: Good morning!

Isa: Is it? Is it really?