This Blog Will Be Safe On Halloween

Dec. 1, 2015 | Gaza City, Palestine

Palestinian schoolgirls walk in front of a rainbow illuminating the sky over Gaza City’s shore.

Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Isa: My parents were really strict, instead of a net around our trampoline, they put a barb wire.

Jake: Are you okay?

Isa: Quite frankly, yes.

you can taste the fucking irony

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Isa: You're alive.

Jake: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

ღ home of yvette may, author of sweet short stories filled with love

ೃ⁀➷ 20 something year old.

ೃ⁀➷ pumpkin spice mochas are my fav!

ೃ⁀➷ sometimes i post incorrect quotes or short stories!

ೃ⁀➷ overall i’m gonna post short stories every monday and thursday.

ೃ⁀➷ probably won’t post short stories until november (mainly because i have to complete my blog, edit chapters, and get everything set!)

ೃ⁀➷ until then, i will only post incorrect quotes.

rules + statements

-‘๑’- no smut

-‘๑’- no pregnancy

-‘๑’- no dilf

-‘๑’- no milf

-‘๑’- no nsfw

-‘๑’- no 18+ (trying to keep it safe here!)

・❥・ enjoy your stay, ask me questions!

・❥・(c’mon i know you wanna…)

Jake: Isa, doctor! I've developed a double heartbeat since my operation.

Isa: Ah, so that's where my wristwatch went.

Jake: HOW- You’re freaking qualified!