I Too Stand With Our Cancelled Wife

ngl, making out with someone right now could unironically fix me. even if it’s only for a little bit.

i’m open to volunteers or whatever.

eep.

eepy little lad, is me eepy boi, is i eepiest of eep, i am lord eep, his eepiness i long to sleep but instead i am cursed to exist with permanent eep

she is exceptionally cool, i theorise that her level of cool is beyond human and or extraterrestrial comprehension.

if there’s any GILF i aspire to be, it’s her — minus the “asking a minor to suck on your teats in return for consuming their schlong”

other than that, i fuck with her HEAVY 🙂‍↕️

This is, in fact, exactly the kind of pose I would expect an old lady to think is cool

i’m a walking autism allegation.

i hope i pass this semester of uni 🙏

oh and my upcoming driving test, i wanna get my license real bad 😔

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

If you were to sit me down and tell me about a show where there are two characters, one embodies science, the other politics, and they are ideologically opposed, but both their ideologies have been shaped and defined by their upbringing and then you proceed to tell me that the politician wants to militarise the scientist's work but eventually tries to protect it from being militarised going against their own family to do so, then you tell me that they both end up being revealed as/turned into mages, one artificial and one natural and they have matching beauty marks on their faces and the artificial one in an attempt to unify and equalise the world that is riddled with poverty and segregation btw tries to turn everybody into magical robots that have the other mage's colour scheme...

I would say... okay and when do they kiss??

And then you break it to me that they don't even have a one on one conversation ever.

I would combust into flames.

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE