My Doctor Doesn’t Recommend That I Use My Calcium Deficiency As A Pickup Line.

my doctor doesn’t recommend that i use my calcium deficiency as a pickup line.

all i’m saying is how else am i supposed to have sympathy sex?

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7 months ago

this gives me hope.

you have to outlive donald trump

4 months ago
This Manga Gave Me An Existential Crisis. Recommend

this manga gave me an existential crisis. recommend

2 years ago

WHAAAAAA

i can add audio??

THATS SO COOL TUMblr

VERY COOL INDEED

woah why’d it do that with my formatting.

ew.

BUT VERY COOL EHEHEH


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1 year ago

i think for me the most devastating truth i had to come to terms with was that the moon was never made of cheese at any point in time ever.

who the fuck does that. there’s so much propaganda that suggests otherwise and then some dumbasses decided to ruin my blissful ignorance because a cheese moon is not “scientifically possible” yea, ok.


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11 months ago

gaziianaliifatmaah/fatuma ali/Ali Fatuma is a documented scammer profiting off of the genocide. they are not diabetic and they are not palestinian. search the other names they go by on here: leila rajab, remmy cheptau, tasneem r'm, leila mohammed rajab, tasneem remmy rajaab, valentine rajaab, wafula valentine, salima abdallah, tasneem abdalah, Tasneem Majuma, Magandalina Auma, taheera abdallah, Dorine nanjala, dorine rajaab, Jastus Kimanzi, daisy akinyi, daisy rahaab, taheera mohammed, Mutsui Martin Mohamed, merrine sussy rahah, merrine atieno, sussy wamela, Marystella Majuma, emmily kimesis, nakhumicha Ruth, Florence Khaid, Beatrice Akoth Oduor, Lavender Namisi, Florence Khakasa, Florence Hamid, Mwanasiti Heri, Valentine Hamad Nakuti

https://www.tumblr.com/mangocheesecakes/751109520094281728/chiefarcadedreammer-giftedheartgiver

https://www.tumblr.com/mangocheesecakes/750229006118420480/here-is-a-convenient-post-you-can-show-to-convince

here’s the source of one of the images they’re using as proof of their condition https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Sample-chart-for-recording-blood-sugar-values-the-chart-title-is-inappropriate-and_fig1_338131147

would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember to search the username/paypal account name/text used by the people asking for money in your inbox

please familiarize yourself with the posts of some current scammers while they are still under these usernames: bettermentgiver, chaotichottublady, scentedsublimenightmare, freebelieverobservation, happydefendorhologram, gloriousdestinycollector, furiousinternetenemy, gaziianaliifatmaah, karldrogo2, thoughtfulpersonpersona, sopostreview, omahe, yusufzalka

i really recommend looking at their pinned posts in order to better recognize scams, not just using this list as a blocklist, because once they are terminated they each will immediately remake their scams under a new username

oh what. i had no idea, i thought it was real ;-;

that’s so shitty. scamming people during a genocide omfg… thanks for letting me know anon!

6 months ago

these gays are out of control, we CANNOT let this keep happening oh my GOD - it’s an epidemic, i fear

pick your situationship to cultleader pipeline!!

Pick Your Situationship To Cultleader Pipeline!!
Pick Your Situationship To Cultleader Pipeline!!

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11 months ago

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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