There is a frog in my medicine jar, what do I do
hm. maybe free it and worship it for good luck
ooh, and collect some of its slime,
you can use it to hex homophobes <3
judas iscariot reference, perhaps..?
perhaps, jayce is judas..? hm~?
judas did the wrong thing but if christ was never crucified salvation would not have come to the world through his sacrifice on the cross.
it was a prophesied, predestined and predetermined necessary evil in order to ensure the salvation of mankind … through the betrayal of two “brothers”.
all i’m saying is, at least judas gave jesus a kiss before he ripped his heart out and killed himself over it because the guilt of betraying him was too much to bear.
jayce could’ve taken some notes, smh.
kiss and then betray your ex, ugh.
from the river to the sea
it’s giving that one waiter in ratatouille that had to put up with anton ego being a pretentious fuck.
like come on, who the fuck orders “perspective”???
my boy was stressed the fuck out.
unnamed waiter from ratatouille, they could never make me hate you. you would’ve loved senshi <3
Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
chugga chugga choo choo…
yep.
that’s it.
um. ok bye.
We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores
we've done it again folks
no truer words have been spoken.
i don’t fucking care if your trans masc headcanon has had top surgery or not. Get him an abortion
Apex Legends.. is surely a game! /nm sorry guys I’ve been trying to play it and it’s like a nightmare for me to learn. But we cope! Hi Caustic!!
I cannot recall that someone else might have done this already- but if that is true- I apologize :(
mf is the EMBODIMENT of hearing advice vs listening to advice.
“heard chef” — ok that’s well and good but you’re still not listening carmy, and worst of all, you’re making it everyone’s problem in the process. (smh)
carmy needs to get his shit wrecked properly this season. you don’t get to project ur weird perfection complex onto ur business partners & coworkers and then go “isn’t this what you wanted?” like ok 🤨 get fridged again idiot
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