Pinkpainc - Eve

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Asexual here I love posts like theses!

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Sorry look, I needed to fix this stupid buzzfeed thing I found real quick. Nothing much, just.. y'know, something much more... relevant than what it was selling...

pretty

Auraeum belongs to Auspice

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

Lucifer: My water broke.

MC: What?

Mammon: Bro WTF?? Repair your water?? Bro, don’t just leave it broken?? Leviathan: Need me to tape it back together?

MC: WHY- NO, HOW ARE YOU PREGNANT?!

————

Lucifer: *Wakes up*

Lucifer: …

Lucifer: Ah, this is why people kill themselves…

twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand