For You And Your Internet Friends! 💙

ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

Happiness Will Come To You.

My son egg n his brother cheese

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

hey girl you're so vitamin deficiency can we kiss

No, no it isn’t.