Remus Lupin’s Patronus Is A Wolf Are You SHITTING Me

You’re in a Zoom meeting, Harry

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

the very few occasions on which remus lupin has cried in front of someone

- when he came out to lily

- when sirius told him he thought his scars were beautiful

- when he asked sirius to marry him (and we all know what the answer was)

- the one time he got really drunk with james and got emotional over a cat video

harry potter gently brushing a stray piece of hair away from draco malfoy’s flushing face. reblog if you agree

“What do you meAN YOU PANICKED? WE’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN MONTHS”

“...sorry - I love you too you know”

*mumbles* “idiot”

Everyone stop what you’re doing and let’s talk about this:

honestly people, do rp and write on this, pleaseeee.

Can I propose to you a new Harry Potter? One raised by Sirius and Remus, one who shared his father’s Indian heritage, who wears leather jackets and denim over hoodies, who shops second hand and uses magic or just old fashioned dyes, paints and a needle to make them new again, who has long curly hair and pins it up with his wand like is godfather, who can do magic without his wand with Hermione’s help long before deathly hallows, who bonds with Hermione over the sheer amount of hair care products they have weighing down their luggage, who makes friendship braclets with Luna and they start a band together as they bond over punk shit. One who isn’t afraid of Draco but instead spends a lot of time trying to help him. Whose little brother Teddy was born through a surrogate in the order, and every time Harry comes home on holiday he brings the kid some new punk CD or candy or some prank stuff from the weasley’s joke shop. Who probably gave himself a lightening bolt stick and poke after his scar faded to go along with the one of the two deer he gave himself in second year. He probably also gave Ron a stick and poke too, and a few other members of gryffindor tower. Neville probably has a phoebe buffay tattoo from that time.

The Marauders as Classic Teen Films

James: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Sirius: The Breakfast Club (1985)

Remus: Dead Poets Society (1989)

Peter: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Harry: Draco.

Harry: why is the outside of the flat painted in rainbow colours

Harry: Other people live here too

Draco: It’s pride month Harry! Gotta get in the spirit!

Harry: Does it come off?

Draco:…

Draco: It’s 20gayteen it’s pride year Harry! It doesn’t need to come off

Harry: That’s a no then

8th Year, Draco is tentative friends with the trio, they study together. Draco and Harry are shagging in secret (everyone knows Draco is with someone, no one suspects Harry).

Harry snagged some cauldron cakes and passed one to Draco.

“Fattening me up, Potter?” Draco asked, even as he bit into it. “I am capable of feeding myself.”

Harry snorted. “Wouldn’t know it from your skinny arse.”

“Look at my arse often, do you?” Draco smirked.

“It’s a fine arse,” Harry said, winking at him.

“Watch yourself!” Draco snapped playfully. “This arse is taken.”

“Quite often, I imagine,” Harry couldn’t help but reply.

Across the table, Hermione inhaled sharply, and Ron choked on his mouthful.

Harry, wakes up with his arms wrapped around Draco: Why are we lying on the grass cuddled together?

Draco: You fainted while we were arguing and I didn’t want people to think I knocked you out so I thought it’d be safer if they thought we were a couple napping on the grass.

Harry: why would you think that was safer??

Draco: Potter I make very bad decisions when on the spot now stroke my hair.

Harry: *strokes hair*