Don’t….. Fuckin Power Wash Your Roof. Don’t Let Anyone Power Wash Your Roof.

my collab piece with leporidae for the @chinenmiyazine 😸💕 you can check out their adorable fic and the rest of the zine for free HERE!

this was a lot of fun to make and i really enjoyed Dev's fic so it was easy to do too 😊

Fucking antivaxx parents

Then Don't.

R E L E A S E T H E G A Y

my gay……….i….i don’t know if i can contain it much longer….!

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Why yes, I would. Could you provide it?

(Please I Need the Serotonin)

would u like to own a B A G  OF L A U G H S????

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL THIS IS AMAZING

i made something, enjoy

I was losing my SHIT before I saw the op

A man was breaking into houses in our neighbourhood and eating all the lip gloss he could find. One of my neighbours caught him on camera but he was wearing a Harry Styles mask, so we could not identify him. Eventually someone caught him in their house sucking on a tube of gloss and grabbed his mask, only to reveal that it was Ryan Reynolds underneath it. Except, when he was taken to court, the judge stood up and ripped off his face. It was actually Britney Spears, apparently she was on a new diet. She won the case.

In Canada we at “Never Eat Shredded Wheat”. At least that’s the way I learned it. My cousin (also Canadian) learned it as “Never Ever Save Watermelons”

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

S6 WAS ONE OF THE BEST SEASONS ANIMATION WISE DONT TREAT IT LIKE TRASH!!! Plus Klance is hinted at a lot for next season

PREACH IT LIKE THE FUCKING GOSPEL