I Think It Is Time For Me To Get Off The Internet Lol

yes

au where everything is the same but they have phones

man dumplings taste good

so that sbi stream huh

loving these headcanons!! <3

im adding more:

-kyle would definitely keep a pokemon deck with him at all times

-the lanterns tried to beat minecraft together one time and it failed horribly 

-the lanterns are still confused on how simon is the only lantern batman tolorates. 

-the alien GLs know more earth songs like “another one bites the dust”, “dont stop me now”, “im still standing”, “toxic”, “wannabe”, “say my name” and "i want it that way” because the GLs just breaks into song EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 

-the alien GL’s know vines because sometimes the GLs would quote them. (adding to this, whenever the GL’s mess something up at oa, the aliens nearby collectively say “ADAM”)

-guy has a collection of stickers and gives the stickers to the GLs. 

-tai does competitive trampolining

-the guardians had to ban trampolines one time because tai was using them to freaking jump high into the sky in oa, freaking out the GL’s. (adding to this, an alien thought he was the messiah or something)

-during a mission, tai sang “chug jug with you” and “revenge” while he defeated an alien army with john because he’s a meme kid

some random lanternfam headcanons:

all of them have extreme cases of “jet lag” every time they’re on earth since the concept of day & night doesn’t really exist in space

john makes dad jokes. and laughs at his own dad jokes

carol and john are both really good at the deadpan, totally straight-faced kind of sarcasm. the two of them have managed to totally convince kyle that kilowog is actually the king of his planet

(meanwhile kilowog wonders why rayner has started bowing every time they see each other, but he’s not questioning it)

the earth lanterns have randomly broken out into song so often that a lot of the alien GLs now know all the lyrics to Stayin’ Alive

hal and guy have an unspoken competition to eat the grossest alien foods. john is constantly worried for their safety

the other lanterns all have to put up with simon and jessica’s mutual pining and it drives them nuts

(hal and carol have flashbacks to when guy and john were going through the same phase)

sometimes the others will forget that guy used to be a teacher, and then he absentmindedly does something like give them little sticker constructs

carol still eats cheap takeout almost every day but she will absolutely spend her CEO money on buying a billboard near hal’s house just to print “Green Lantern Sucks!” on it

simon learned a bunch of magic tricks for his nephew and is really good at them, especially card tricks. he once saved himself and jess from being arrested by aliens with an impressive sleight-of-hand, and he’s ridiculously proud of that fact

jessica randomly bought a yankee candle for guy because “it made me think of you” and guy had to hold back tears

john plays minecraft, and he’s the kind of guy who makes really elaborate buildings and sculptures and redstone contraptions. he’s an architect, okay? it’s fun

kyle and jess also play minecraft together, but only with a pokemon mod

including earth, guy and john have gotten married on 31 separate planets and counting 

Protagonist and Antagonist host a slumber party together and several good/evil/neutral supporting characters are invited.

Okay so I’ve compiled all the Damian & Talia hugs I could find for free serotonin

Bonus - not a hug but I appreciate this panel so much

We need more good mother & son interactions between these two, which I’m hoping Robin (2021) will have in future issues

A bunch of the Justice League’s villains work together to capture the league and when someone asks where Captain Marvel is, his villains point over at Billy Batson, a scrawny underfed 10 year old child, and so everyone is like, “Bro what the fuck that is very clearly not Captain Marvel” and his villains are like, “Trust me it is” and then try to get Billy to show everyone but Billy starts panicking because he doesn’t know what to do in this situation and ends up just doing what any 10 year old would do when they’ve been kidnapped by their arch-nemeses and can’t fight them off without revealing that they’re a child to their superhero coworkers, and bursts out into tears while trying to act like a completely normal 10 year old and so now everyone is just glaring at his villains like, “What the fuck guys" while they’re desperately trying to get Billy to Shazam

not enough ppl talk about the fact that a Lot of people in-universe think batman is dating bruce wayne

that's just part of his charm