Batman’s tongue Was Too Good For DC So DC Banned Him From Going Down On A Woman

People say Bruce is the most tragic character but Hal Jordan lost his father, his mother, and his relationship with his brothers because he chose to serve in the airforce as a way to get closer to his father, served the country, lost it all in a second.

Lost his connection to his father, lost his income, and by now his mother is dead and his brothers really aren’t talking to him. So he starts over, finds some stability, and then becomes a GL. 

And he sacrifices himself over and over again for the world and for the universe, for people who don’t know him, for his brothers who don’t talk to him, for his relationship that he keeps on screwing up, and comes back home to eviction notices, no job, loss of money–

and he just deals with it

People thinking he’s irresponsible, people think he’s not taking anything seriously, people think he doesn’t understand the gravitation of what he’s doing–

but he does. He fights for a universe that doesn’t even know his name and comes back to his landlord yelling at him. Or to bruce calling him an idiot. 

And he rarely goes apeshit. 

ah yes, bronk 💔💔💔, my favourite break-up themed playlist

For Character Bingo how about Drift

My opinions are not popular because I still like my Drift seasoned with a soupcon of kook. He plays up his spirituality to achieve an effect (mostly provoking Ratchet), but he actually does believe in that shit. It's just funnier if the contradiction is real. He's manipulative. He's cynical. He's a stone cold killer. But he was also physically rebuilt and socially deprogrammed by a crunchy granola back-to-the-land utopian cult during an extremely impressionable period in his life, so yeah, he really is into herbal healing and will gamely read your star chart. What's delicious is you can never really tell if he's shitting you or not. Dream diary? Sure. You nod and agree, because you're kind of terrified of him.

Sappy romantic Shadow and brainrot cringe Sonic

Can we talk about the Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs credits?

I mean

These are so cute?

The marketing did dirty with this movie

hal jordan partaking in underground boxing is a farfetched idea with many possible outcomes

like this green lantern fellow boxes without the use of his ring and beats some people up (and [maybe] apologizes for beating the people up). 

maybe hal got into underground boxing after he saw his family starting to hate him. maybe he wants to take his frustration, pain and sorrow onto a punching bag (or worse, a person). maybe he just wanted to get away from his family or life, get the adrenaline rush or something. 

eventually, batman does some research, finds out and confronts hal because of the implications (underground boxing is illegal in most countries if there isn’t certified staff). obviously, hal gets pissed. then he asks him how he knows because its something thats been with him in his entire life, it didn’t leave him like his family. hal doesn’t want it to leave like they did.

maybe theres more idk this is all i have

instead of shoving jason’s storyline into an already full young justice season they should just make a bat family animated show where it’s just batman and his kids dealing with their drama. I’d watch the shit out of that.

I was trying to make a joke about angry water drinking Phoenix but then I just got Vert Sad so I had to do this as well:

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