The Metatron: Archangel Gabriel, As Punishment For Your Defiance Against Heaven You Will Be-

Existence is not a predicate-:;!?

A soulmate whose love holds you like the ocean’s tide, soft, calming and unending.

it works both ways

Watching the sandman wasnt enough i need to eat it

three degrees of done

omg I think I like a guy more than I should skskskskksks

every ask to neil gaiman goes about like this:

greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!

dear gods please take my pain, double it triple it quadruple it and give it all to neil gaiman and then do that 10 more times