Big Fan Of The Sandman But As An Anakin Cosplayer, It's A Living Nightmare Going To These Conventions.

boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis

crowley shifting into protective husband mode

-Lydia Davis, from Essays One

FLEABAG 2.02

Anne Sexton, from Complete Poems

the demon prodigy/black wraith of the port mafia

dear gods please take my pain, double it triple it quadruple it and give it all to neil gaiman and then do that 10 more times

aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will