I Am About To Die 

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

just realized that natasha romanoff never lost tony i mean she never felt the pain of watching him die

she didn’t get to see steve go back in time and she didn’t get to see sam become captain america

she didn’t get to see everyone come back

she didn’t get to see that she saved the universe

and i’m fucking mad

Wanda: Wow you’re so good at cooking Y/N!

Y/N: (blushing) It’s just peanut butter sandwich!

Y/N: (looking at Natasha) No offense.

Natasha: …

Y/N: Why do you keep doing this today?

Wanda: Doing what?

Y/N: Keep praising me? Is this some kind of your new kink?

Wanda: I’m sorry but I read your diary accidentally.

Y/N: Oh that’s okay…you don’t have to feel sorry about that. I write nothing too personal there. It’s just trivial and casual stuff. You don’t have to do that.

Wanda: The point is…you wrote “Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again” on every single page.

Y/N: …

Natasha: Ouch. You’ve been doing a good job in breathing Y/N.

Y/N: I want my diary now.

(GIF found online. I don’t own it.)

Baby beaver sneaks out behind parents to go for a swim. Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B6afRdVv40&feature=youtu.be

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

Wanda: What does 'take out' mean?

Natasha: Food.

Y/n: Dating

Yelena: Murder

Agatha: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Cutie 🥰

Yelena Belova wallpapers

requested

like/reblog if you save ❤️

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

Maybelle: I swing both ways ;)

Maybelle: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

Jess, Maybelle, and Lupe are sitting on a bench

Jo: why do you guys look so sad?

Maybelle: sit down with us and we’ll tell you

Jo, sits down

Lupe: the bench was freshly painted