Reblog This To Place A Small, Rotund Ceramic Animal In The Palm Of The Person You Reblogged It From

Saving so I can watch later

STRAIGHT FACTS!

(the podcast premieres 01.11.21)

I would just like to conclude that they threw a box of wipes up, knocked the ball down, and then got the box stuck for about a minute before it fell from the sky with vengeance

Local dumbasses considering how to fix their mistake

This is in my gym class today and I could not stop laughing

Happy Pride!

okay time to sit in the dark like a creature or else my brain will explode

Refs for Magnus, Alex, and Samirah because I would pay someone to let me make a Magnus Chase cartoon *stares at Disney*

*transparently evil royal advisor voice* ahhh… you are truly serving cunt today, my liege…

Coffee

i dont want my milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard. how do i get the girls to come to my yard

dont ask me why i made this but happy pride

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth