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Slasher Teens Sailor Moon Au

Based on anonymous asks I saw on someone’s blog and decided to make them moodboards for it so here you go dude

Billy Loomis-Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon

Arnie Cunningham-Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury

Nancy Downs-Rei Hino/Sailor Mars

Ginger Fitzgerald-Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter

Jennifer Check-Minako Aino/Sailor Venus

Stu Macher-Mamoru Chiba/Tuxedo Mask

Bro how pathetic is this

This little bitch wants to DM me now?

Too late!

Ok new game I made

The fandoms you're in or out of but as a relationship status with Married, Dating and No Longer Seeing for reasons

Married: Be More Chill, Voltron, IT (Losers Club specifically), Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, Stranger Things & Horror Movie fandom specifically

Dating: Avatar, Harry Potter, The Hollow, My Hero Academia & Hamilton

No Longer Seeing: Invader Zim, HunterXHunter & Percy Jackson cause y'all were toxic pieces of shits say the fuck away from me and we'll be good

Now @i-used-to-wear-the-fedora tell us who it is

Listen after Chappell Roan literally promoting AI “art” I’m just gonna say this; Chappell Roan fans have always given me queer Swifties vibes I mean think about it their parasocial as hell I mean if you do a comparison you’ll find no difference between the two. The difference is one are just a bunch of straight cis white pick me women who still cry about their breakup from middle school the other are those lesbians/queer pick mes who get mad when anyone who isn’t what they consider queer enough doesn’t like them and won’t date them and they cry wondering why in the hell they don’t want to date them

I remember I got attacked and sent death threats for calling her an industry plant when my god that’s what she literally is. She’s literally the definition of one

She’s not “revolutionary” or “radical” she’s just another industry plant with too much money, no creativity whatsoever besides ripping off glam rock, Lady Gaga and Madonna and her songs are straight ass and wouldn’t even be popular had it not been for some insufferable pick me queers using it to prove their “different” but doesn’t want to support the visual artists who helped her get to where she was

Yes ok she “worked so hard” as some of you fans claim but let me ask you just this once;

If she worked so hard and recognizes hardwork for artists then why does she have to use the easy way out instead of encouraging artists to work on their art?

Can you tell me that?

Also just fyi to make you Chappell fans mad

Good Luck Babe and You Belong to Me are the same pick mes anthems in different fonts

And yes her stans are gonna be blocked their so stupid they need to defend a millionaire anyways so it’s not worth arguing with them

Now that Mortal Kombat just basically is adding new characters like Ghostface I want to see one more character on that fucking game and no it’s not whatever you’re thinking.

Cause you know who would be the most OP character in Mortal Kombat?

Usagi Tsukino aka Sailor Moon aka the most OP character in all of fiction history

But why her you might ask? Well not only is Usagi literally so OP she literally became queen of the goddamn 30th century but also have you seen the anime!? And no not that horrific racist ass ear grating DIC dub I mean the og Japanese version or the Viz dub like superior fans I mean think about how funny it is that some characters really think that their gonna beat this little 14-15 yr old girl fighting with pigtails and a sailor dress only to immediately hear and see the following attacks

“Moon Tiara Action!”

“Moon Princess Halation!”

“Moon Spiral Heart Attack!”

“Rainbow Moon Heartache!”

And meanwhile after the opponents get absolutely nuked Usagi would just….immediately befriend them like “oh sorry Ghostface wanna get ice cream I know a place!” Or “Sorry Kitana want a have a girls shopping trip!”

And best of all I wanna see the worst of the worst get utterly horrified by the fact they got their ass beat by a magical girl like tell me you wouldn’t want to see scene of Homelander just questioning everything when he literally just got his bones broken my a giant heart from a magic wand or Omni Man finding out he ain’t shit in a world of magical girls

But also I want other characters questioning everything like “what the fuck you mean a talking cat gave you your powers?” Or “Wait you’re a princess on the moon and now you’re going to be the immortal Queen of Earth how the fuck does that make any sense?” And even the big question “How the hell has no one put two and two together to see that Chibiusa is LITERALLY just your future daughter and better yet WHY did your future come to the past?”

And yes Stephanie Sheh we’ll need you to voice Miss Usagi here

So anyway thoughts?

Continuation for @stardusteyes enjoy

Lester Sinclair-Dionysus

Dean Winchester-Apollo

Sam Winchester-Artemis

Billy Lenz-Hermes

The Gil Man-Poseidon

Brahms Heelshire-Hephaestus

Nancy Downs-Hecate

Favorite horror icons as Greek Gods and Goddesses

Bo Sinclair-Zeus

Patrick Bateman-Hera

Ash Williams-Ares

Herbert West-Athena

Tiffany Valentine-Aphrodite

Dani Ardor-Demeter

Stu Macher-Hades

Billy Loomis-Persephone

Vincent Sinclair-Hestia

Jennifer Check-Eros

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