So The Other Night I Had A Dream That One Day Certain Horror Icons Ended Up Getting Disney Princess Powers

So the other night I had a dream that one day certain Horror Icons ended up getting Disney princess powers by getting animals to love them and getting them to the killings for them cause in reality deer and swans look cute but are actually murderous fuckers. Here’s how I think that went

-Billy Loomis finds out due to a raven landing on his shoulder one day and soon discovers that he can just control animals just by singing to them but it’s more Phantom of the Opera than typical Disney songs(Skeet Ulrich singing Christine’s parts in think of me cmon just picture it) and of course nobody’s gonna believe a rabbit killed some douchebag jock with its squirrel friend and they see him with Stu and they try to get them together like picnic dates and making a gothic sun dress for Billy just to see him and Stu together

-Carrie White is of course surprised that bunnies and sheep that come to see her but their great company. Especially the doves that come by her windows to greet her and of course helping Carrie with her dress design and while she’s at prom they make sure to get the jump on Margaret and Chris giving her a good night out

-Jennifer Check has no idea why the bats in her attic are now suddenly friendly towards her but she just thinks it’s her demon powers but also goats that escape the local farm just to see her but Needy finds out and she just thinks it’s adorable and of course the animals trying to get them together especially the swans she somehow managed to befriend

-Patrick Bateman one day waking up to find a four course breakfast meal on the table and coming home to find the dishes washed and put away and his disgust when he finds out it was the mice, pigeons and sewer gators of New York City but figures could have a good use for them. Alligators with their pigeon friends have a good use for rivals of Bateman and they are good help around the house

-Ash Williams is just having an average day to his job to S-Mart til he finds a deer trying to give him a flower when he wakes and a snake picking out his clothes for him to get ready but hey he’s seen weirder. But that doesn’t mean he enjoys it. I mean think like can’t get a moments rest without some rats trying to cook him dinner or a wolf licking him in the face to get up in the morning or raccoon and hares cleaning his house. He’s not sure what the necronomican says about this but he’ll be damned if he lets this continue

-Baby Firefly wakes up one day to an armadillo brushing her hair and vultures bringing her roadkill but whatever she thinks it’s cute no matter what Otis or Spaulding say about it

Yes the other horror icons are making fun of them cause why would they get Disney princess powers when their HORROR icons but even they don’t know how they got these powers

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Ok new game I made

The fandoms you're in or out of but as a relationship status with Married, Dating and No Longer Seeing for reasons

Married: Be More Chill, Voltron, IT (Losers Club specifically), Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, Stranger Things & Horror Movie fandom specifically

Dating: Avatar, Harry Potter, The Hollow, My Hero Academia & Hamilton

No Longer Seeing: Invader Zim, HunterXHunter & Percy Jackson cause y'all were toxic pieces of shits say the fuck away from me and we'll be good

Now @i-used-to-wear-the-fedora tell us who it is

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peachyfuck18

2 years ago

Losers Club as Albums 6/7

Beverly Marsh-Born to Die(2012) // Lana Del Ray

Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness, I just wanted you to know, that baby, you the best

Bill / Stan / Eddie / Richie / Ben / Mike

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peachyfuck18

1 year ago

Techdirt

Heritage Foundation Says That Of Course GOP Will Use KOSA To Censor LGBTQ Content

We’ve talked a lot about KOSA, the “Kids Online Safety Act” that has massive bipartisan support in Congress. The latest version was introduc

Some Democrats are siding with their effort to let the most conservative state censor us all for being queer on the Internet.

Please, please, please don't sleep on this.

If you can't safely contact your Congress Critters in person, here are some other options:

Call the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask to be connected to the representative of your choice.

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fuck censorship stop kosa net neutrality

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peachyfuck18

11 months ago

Stu and Billy when they had fun (stabbed) with Sidney’s mom 😙 short comic coming after 😉

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peachyfuck18

2 years ago

Favorite horror icons as Greek Gods and Goddesses

Bo Sinclair-Zeus

Patrick Bateman-Hera

Ash Williams-Ares

Herbert West-Athena

Tiffany Valentine-Aphrodite

Dani Ardor-Demeter

Stu Macher-Hades

Billy Loomis-Persephone

Vincent Sinclair-Hestia

Jennifer Check-Eros

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peachyfuck18

1 year ago

URGENT

KOSA is now being discussed to go into the FAA Reauthorization Bill so I BEG you guys to MAKE A LOT OF NOISE ABOUT KOSA TO SHOW THAT WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT HOW BAD THESE BILLS ARE. THE CHANCES ARE NOT 0 SO BE LOUD USE www.stopkosa.com

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stop kosa bad internet bills fuck kosa fuck the govt fuck internet censorship

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peachyfuck18

5 months ago

So For Some Reason Srsandcleans Bf Just Decided To Harass Me In The Replies After I Said How Having DID

So for some reason srsandcleans bf just decided to harass me in the replies after I said how having DID with pedophilic tendencies is actually terrifying for a lot of people with DID and they decide to try and gaslight and tone police me by pulling the “erm actually 🤓👆” card on what DID when I know that’s not the case all cause I mentioned I’m autistic and have BPD with narcissistic tendencies

For anyone calling them out if they even so much as try to gaslight you into thinking this shits normal repost this post and call them out NOW cause no way this shits normal at all

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peachyfuck18

1 year ago