Wow Okay

You know what? Fuck you *banishes you to the whore chamber*

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

Ticklish State Headcanons

Again, based on Ben Brainard’s videos on Instagram, Youtube, and Tik Tok

- New York is actually kind of ticklish (it’s his stomach and torso which is why his arms are crossed all the time) but hates being touched so he just doesn’t participate in any kind of tickling at all

- He likes watching it though, it’s funny to him

- The states that know he’s ticklish don’t tickle him anyway because he would murder them (except Florida but Florida tickles literally everyone)

- Texas isn’t ticklish and is a total ler, which makes it very hard to get back at him

- Most states find a way some how 

-Smaller states jump on his back or just repeatedly bug him till they’re satisfied, Florida ad Louisiana hardcore prank him, and Cali just straight up tackles him and just sits there most times or steals his button ups (mainly the red one because it looks a lot like Cali’s flannel so Texas doesn’t notice right away)

- Because Chaos knows no sides, Florida both loves tickling and being tickled

- He practically begs the others to tickle him and refuses to use a safe word

- But when he feels like tickling the others, he doesn’t care what the circumstances are, he will tickle them and only stop when they’ve gotten to the point where they’re not struggling and just letting it happen

- Florida found out everyone’s tickle spots really early on but leaves the most ticklish spots a secret

- He wants the other states to find out on their own because it’s such a great moment when you find that spot that just practically sends the other to the afterlife

- California’s super ticklish everywhere and all the other states know it because Florida poked him in the neck once at dinner and Cali legit screamed (either that or a squeal, it was hard to tell)

- Literally ALL of them have tickled him at some point (except DC). Whether it’s poking him in the side randomly during a meeting or a movie night (Connecticut, Rhode Island), actually tickling him (Oregon, New Mexico), or full on tackling him to the ground, pinning him and tickling till he has tears in his eyes (Florida, Texas), they’ve all done it

- His worst spots are his hips and upper rib cage (Florida, Oregon, Texas, and New Mexico know this and they found out in that order)

- He stays up late a lot so if one of the states walks in to the kitchen or into his room at like 2 am and he’s still awake, they’ll either tickle him until he’s exhausted, or if it’s a smaller state, they’ll call a bigger state (I’ll say it right now, it’s definitely Texas because no one else is strong/willing to) to do it because if he’s in the kitchen or the living room, they have to carry him back up

- If it’s nighttime, he subconsciously laughs really quietly (I don’t know how to explain it but I know it exists because I do it. It feels like sharp inhales but you’re not actually taking in air and it’s the most common way I get tears when I laugh. It’s also so quiet like what) but just as hard so he doesn’t wake anyone up

- DC is pretty much in the same boat as New York but isn’t ticklish so he just watches

- He, like New York, enjoys just watching (it makes him smile)

Do you ever just

*gives peach blossom to beloved one*

Photos I took when I was in New York at this time

Canadian wildfire smoke creates hazy skies and unhealthy polluted air quality in New York City (2023)

The sun is shrouded as it rises in a hazy, smoky sky behind the Empire State Building, One Vanderbilt and the Chrysler Building in NYC.

Somewhere, there is an alternate universe where the default sour patch kids flavors are Raspberry, Peach, Passion fruit, Honey dew, and Blueberry

A rendition of me and my friends watching the end of the Vengeance Saga

Poseidon: How will you sleep at night

My friend: with his wife 😏

Odysseus: Next to my wife.

The entire fucking room: *screaming*

Pearl dying and being a Copper Golem again after being bummed about losing it the first time has the same energy as Grian realizing him and Scar are soulmates in Double life in that, in both cases, the Universe is like “Encore, again, again”

HOW WE FEELING BOUT THIS??????

I might be overzealous or huffing copium. But if Scar wins I want to assign him Mercury. Like the planet. Because it's the closest to the sun.

Spoilers for Wild Life

Something about Gem somehow getting beef with everyone she considered an alliance but just rolling with it is so funny to me. Like, Cleo burned her house, Martyn killed her, half the server has tried to kill her and from their perspectives, it feels so serious but from Gem's perspective, she's just vibing