I Don’t Think I Love My Mom Anymore, Like I Legit Don’t Want A Relationship With Her And Want Her

ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

super bowl commercial-lookin ass movie

Timmy: One time my dad entered into a beauty pageant to prove a point...AND WON

Jimmy: Yeah, well, one time my baby cousin turned evil off of pure genetics and I fought him in front of the whole family

SpongeBob, walking in: Hey guys! What are you doing?

Timmy: We made a bet to see who has the weirdest life, only rule is the event we pick can't involve magic, superpowers, or inventions.

Danny: One time I ended up in Ghost Prison while trying to prevent my parents from splitting up

Jimmy: Danny, that involved superpowers.

Danny: Actually, not using my powers is what got me out of prison

Manny: Yeah well, one time I found out this girl had a thing for me, her mom was my dad's ex, my grandpa left her grandma at the alter, and we had to fight all of them

Zim: FOOLS! Do you forget the time I harvested human organs and replaced them with random earth objects?

Danny: You used an invention for that.

Zim: LIES! THE GHOST BOY LIES!!!

Jenny: Please. One time my house and body got taken over by sentient Communist Rats!

Timmy: Jenny, invention

Jenny: Experimental lab rats don't count as an invention

SpongeBob: Ooh, this looks fun, I wanna try! Umm...ok, one time I pulled on a string and unraveled the universe!

Everyone: ...

Danny: Ok, SpongeBob wins

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I think it should say something about the level of power israelis have towards Palestinian lives that a jewish man felt comfortable shooting openly at a beach because he thought he saw palestinians. I think it says something that a zionist tried to drown a 3 year old palestinian Muslim child in Texas. I think it says something that we keep hearing about the rise of antisemitism but no israeli Americans have been killed by Palestinians but a palestinian boy was stabbed to death in Chicago by a man in revenge of october 7th. But news doesn't report about the rise of anti palestinian hate crimes and if they do they'll just report it as a rise in Islamophobia

at the risk of beating a long dead horse. i just. there were MANY valid reasons to dislike kamala harris as a politician and i do understand why a lot of people were not thrilled to have her as the democratic nominee. but at the end of the day, everyone understood that only one of two things would happen after the election: either she would win or trump would. that's IT. there was never going to be a revolution that took the corrupt system down overnight, or a miraculous reformation of the electoral college that allowed [insert your preferred 3rd party candidate here] to win at the last second. it was always, always, ALWAYS going to be her or him, and most of the people who refused to vote for her on moral grounds frankly should've known that.

and here's the thing. i think most of them DID know that, they just expected her to win - and, let's be honest, WANTED her to win, not because they actually wanted her in office, but because anyone with a brain could see she was still the lesser evil to trump. (if you come on this post with "both parties/candidates are the same" bullshit, i will block you because frankly at this point there is no getting through to you, at least not for me.) i think a lot of leftists who hated her policies (again, often for valid reasons) decided they could afford to not vote because they expected everyone else to get their hands dirty and vote her in. they expected her to win, and trump to be gone, and then they could stay on their high horse and feel good that they didn't have to compromise.

except everyone else didn't vote her in. and now we're stuck with trump for the next 4 years. and now our best hope for the next election is probably someone who will start to clean up his mess rather than implement any major progressive policies, because that takes longer than 4 years, and it also takes having people in congress who will work with you.

and obviously the real blame here lies with the people who voted for the fascist, and the fascist himself, and the system that protects him. i'm not denying that. but i do really feel like a lot of the leftist non-voters took a gamble and it backfired really fucking hard.

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will