Morax: some time ago, i lost my beloved husband barbatos.
The adepti: *staaaare*
Barbatos: *spits out drink* quit telling people i'm dead!
Morax: *fondly* sometimes i can still hear his voice.
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It's- it's their wedding anniversary--
Venti seems to sense her confusion and near hysteria. “They… tend to run off and do their own thing every now and then… I try not to question what chaos they cause for the sake of my sanity.” He smiles ! Like there’s nothing to worry about! What kind of mayhem are these kids causing?! They're kids! How can they even protect themselves?! “Don’t worry Lumine, we’re very capable!” Sage nods with pride. Lumine looks at the boy and tries to smile and nod along, but she’s fairly sure her smile looked even more stressed than the bags under her eyes. “And Venti made us promise to send him a pigeon if we were in danger.” Nora reassures, much to Lumine's confusion, A pigeon?! You're going to send a pigeon if you're in danger?! What good is a stupid bird going to do!? Are these people crazy?! Everyone else – unaware of Lumine's mental breakdown— continues to banter, “And if you guys don’t, you're grounded.” Venti glares.
Go read Windwheel Aster by @imari4444 its so good I love it so much :D :D :D
Bro's freshly reborn and aldready serving cunt 👍
That aint no straight man.
Local man desperately trying to stop the cycle before it gets to his kids (it’s already there)
i got into this game like three days ago HEKLP ME
add me btw im awesome 😼😼 (dark cacao server!!)
is this not them tho?
Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?
Yeah it’s called sleep
Jesus Christ I'm back
I LOVEEE THESE TWO OLD MEN SO MUCH. Oh the first genshin ship I actually got attached too... Zhongven you'll always be famous to me. I genuinely LOVEE the idea of Childe and Hu Tao being Zhongli's kids who just splurge. so much. so so much on him.
I would've draw Yantao with Yanfei being like "You. Did you just spend 300k mora on a new suit?"
"Yeah Mr Zhongli needs it for his date"
"Like. Like THE Mr Zhongli?"
"Yeah"
"Huh."
I just realized yesterday that Ever After High missed a golden opportunity for a great running gag by having the child of The Boy Who Cried Wolf trying to out Cerise as a wolfgirl but nobody believes them cause of their story.
This blog is for me and you all are just the audience
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