“I… Have No Idea. I’ve Never Actually Fully Bonded To Somebody, Not For A Long Time, At Least.

I… Oh. Ooh.

It’s a platypus isn’t it. The meaning is a blue platypus. I just saw it in your brain. I just figured out how to do that. I have been hoping from hosts to hosts and I just figured out how to pick up on their thoughts. How the fuck have I just discovered this. What the hell. How.

Also, not exactly sure why I’m a platypus, but I’ll take it.

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”

New York Hell’s Kitchen, W 48th street around Clinton community garden. If it’s too far away I can come over to wherever you are though.

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

…

@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

we could have had this...

BUT MARVEL KILLED PETER PARKER FROM EVERYONE'S MEMORY-

I DIDN'T FIND ENOUGH FANFICS ABOUT THEM!

Peter being such a fan of heroes that he's like, AntMan's ONLY LOYAL FAN, and Scott is so thrilled to finally have a fan that he and Peter have become bffs, now Tony and the Avengers have to watch Peter and Scott having fun while they can't even leave the house properly without being stopped by paparazzi

Avengers have probably already disguised themselves (read as: black cap and gray coat) to see how Scott and Peter get along, and now they're jealous because Scott is the only one Peter calls by his first name and hangs out with

Scott, for the first time in his life, is feeling special, and Peter is simply thrilled to be able to talk to a hero without freezing or stuttering, Scott has a daughter so he knows a little about kids, the others are starting to think this is cheating

Cheating at what? in the game of "gaining Peter's trust", (Steve is in last by the way 😐)

“I can do either, as long as I’m partially out like right now. Right now though, I’m talking out loud. You should be able to tell when I’m talking out loud or in your head, though.”

Parasite shifted around again, before speaking up, their voice echoed and faint, both quiet and loud at the same time.

“This is what it should sound like when I’m talking in your head.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

I don’t think Bucky is beating the ✨fruit✨ allegations on this one

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

some more marvel rivals sillies :)

im sohappy u guys liked my winterhawk stuff... if anyone wants to talk abt them please . please .. .. be my friend now...f.. i will draw silly things for you.. . (hypnotism)

A preview of Miles Morales: Spider-Man #30

MILES MORALES: SPIDER-MAN #30

Spider-Man is back in Brooklyn — only to find himself right in the crosshairs of DEADPOOL… BOTH Deadpools! Wade Wilson has gone too far this time… and messed with the WRONG Spider-Man. How far will Wade go to collect on this contract, and who is really behind this job?! Whoever it is, it can’t be good for Deadpool OR Miles Morales!

LEGACY #312

Written by: Cody Ziglar Art by: Luigi Zagaria, Bryan Valenza Cover by: Federico Vicentini Page Count: 32 Pages Release Date: February 19, 2025

I had to draw him in that family guy death pose after seeing the thunderbolts trailer 😭🤣

They took “now with more bucky” to a whole new level.