Silly Captain Guy, Take This Photo Of The Time I Possessed/bonded To A Cat

“I can do either, as long as I’m partially out like right now. Right now though, I’m talking out loud. You should be able to tell when I’m talking out loud or in your head, though.”

Parasite shifted around again, before speaking up, their voice echoed and faint, both quiet and loud at the same time.

“This is what it should sound like when I’m talking in your head.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

@disappointedwaffles @catz-dagger @vokis-inn-and-tavern

I mean… Compared to other congress members (and what a certain trumpeter chose for the department of health and different departments), at least he didn’t actively choose to participate in the war crimes and was not only forced too, but is working to fix it, so like. The bar is on the floor, you gotta understand

I’m asking you guys the same damn question.

This blog is NOT a safe place for

- trump supporters

- transphobes/homophobes who don’t want to learn

- aphobes who don’t want to learn/grow

- aspecs that exclude other aspecs and don’t want to learn to be better

If you want to learn and grow, you are welcome here, but if you are just going to spit hate at us then get fucked.

Parasite stares at VICE for a long, long time, before speaking up after a moment.

“That’s a nice way of seeing it.”

“What birdie and spider do you speak of that was hurt?” Their eyes shone as they spoke, perking up a bit.

“Do you have a spider-person too?”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

Alright, I have a very important, very controversial question.

Thank you for taking part in my experiment. You will not be compensated.

I-

What do you mean by “didn’t even expect you’d be stuck here so long”? Did somebody kidnap you? Genuine question I’m asking, you sure you haven’t been kidnapped?

You're HOMELESS!?!?

What happened to your parents!?

- @ask-gwenby

oh theyre fine

probably worried

or more likely they think i hate them cs why else would i keep running off

look its really really complicated and i didn't even expect i'd be stuck here so long. it's fine.

YO

SYMBIOTE IRONMAN

You know what? Biomech’s your iron man suit

Bonus: Logan later

Logie Bear's already asking to move on to the next level of their relationship

YES, YES THAT WOULD BE GREAT

Pretty much any host that won’t instantly die the second I bond with them? Also is somewhat okay with me eating people as well ig? And won’t get too pissed at me if I accidentally loose my shit

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

…

@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING