I haven't seen this yet omg lol
AHHHHHHHHH I’M SCREAMINGGGGGG SOOO HARDLY WTFFFFFFF!! THEY RLY ARE TOO SHORT TO RIDE LIKE WE EXPECTED!! FUCKING FUSION COME TO ME MY BABYYYYYYYY HAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
I started singing it to myself after i started scrolling so i had to lol
*I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys comes on*
Me:
And that's why it's my favorite game in the world
the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:
The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason
the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want
this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider
a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf
a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies
an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along
an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group
a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you
a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that
A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats
And the optional:
Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game
This is oddly satisfying
When Lucanis does that little back of the throat laugh that’s not quite a laugh, reblog if you agree
I literally shared this with all my friends when i saw this on fb i love it so much
This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
Just some PSAs since it’s the start of Ace Week.
My life is now complete
Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.
(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)
Oh
My
God
Always tired always kinda gay
Who was your bisexual awakening and why was it Ardeth Bay from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)