Now That I Am Feeling Better Tho Here Are Some Marichats For Ur Consideration

Things said in my Discord Servers as HoO Characters

original idea: @fuckprophecys  :))

Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK

Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life

Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual 

Piper: what the duckity fuck

Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer

Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People 

Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT

Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″

Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(

Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk

BONUS:

(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular

Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle

Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees

i know Pavitr is crouching a bit but god. this fucking height difference??? Pavitr saying “my man hobie!” hobie saying “madlad PAV!!! BIG STEPPA” god they make me so happy!!

i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.

after years i’ve found the source

it’s a SIGN, boys. i have no excuse for this i’m sorry

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

ask game that tells a lot about you.

how do you take your tea / coffee?

if you could be fluent in any language at the snap of your fingers, which one and why?

when do you wake up?

what was your favourite tv show as a kid?

summer or winter?

realist, optimist, or pessimist?

rain or sunshine?

how do you mark your spot in a book?

what are your favourite shoes like?

what would your non-perfume/cologne signature scent be?

if you were a dragon, what would you look like?

is your handwriting more print, cursive, or a mix?

what colour would your lightsaber be?

what is your defining personality trait?

roller skates or rollerblades or ice skates?

are you an only child? oldest / middle / youngest?

what would your superpower be? how would you use it?

what’s your clothing colour palette?

pet snake or pet bird?

weapon of choice in a medieval battle

the best ice cream flavour

what spices do you always use when cooking?

default font when typing?

Phil definitely doesn’t have a favourite child!

[Transcript Begins:

Phil (reading chat): Who is your favourite child?

Phil: I can’t pick a favourite child!

Phil (zooming into his face for a split second): Techno.

Phil: I can’t pick a favourite child, what are you talking about? That’s crazy, dude.

Transcript Ends]

next lore stream, quackity is gonna punt wilbur cutely 6ft underground <3

geralt returns from a hunt in the middle of the night.

[image description: two digital paintings. in the first painting, geralt stands in an archway with glowing, reflective eyes. in the second painting, jaskier sits up on one elbow and stares with open curiosity. both paintings use a bright blue-green color palette with deep black shadows and a warm key light. end id.]

eager to see what ranboo throws at us this year