True Cinema Is Tom Cruise Falling Flat On His Face On A Treadmill In His Underwear

Twisters fic

Dose anyone know any fic’s where the Tornado Wranglers abduct/adopt Javi after he breaks off from Storm Par? I know Twisters doesn't have the biggest base on Ao3 but anything would be greatly appreciated!!!

Have a snippet of the fic im working on right now. Do we like it or have I lost all semblance of writing skill??

Maverick stood up slowly, about 10 meters away he could see the remnants of a fire that had been burning for a while before flickering out. He headed towards the orange glow and promptly tripped over someone lying on the floor, falling face first into the sand on top of them. Maverick groaned, how embarrassing.

The person shoved at him with a grunt and he scrambled off of whoever they were, mortified. “Sorry” he whisper shouted as he put a meter's worth of space between them. “But who are you?”

“You're awake then” the figure grumbled with a heavy Slavic accent, completely ignoring his previous question. Maverick guessed Russian from the pronunciation. Although the words fell out of their mouth in a soft way that was unfairly hot. Nope: don’t go there maverick. “I am awake, how long was I out?” he asked instead. He could guess the other man was the soviet pilot he’d accidentally fired at when the safety clasp on the trigger failed him. Opposite him he could hear some rustling and a click before a lighter illuminated the space. The Russian used it to look at his watch. “Anywhere between 4 to 6 hours. My watch says it’s 4am but that was set to the time in Russia, which I don’t think we’re in right now”

also @pancaked1819 I am forever grateful for the base idea

I was reading some transformers fanfiction and it's a solely underutilized idea to have humans and Cybertronians be in a symbiotic relationship. In nature all the time big animals will rely on smaller animals' help.

For example humans could give repairs, clean them, and help them reach smaller places. Cybertronians can give transportation and protection of course. They're emotional benefits too; humans are really nice soft things to touch and humans like having big robot friends :3.

So I'm imagining transformers realize how useful it is to have a human partner around so they start going around trying to get one. Anyways this leads to shenanigans of course and a lot of cracky moments.

Suspiciously nice looking car in a driveway with its door opened: ....

The random human who owns the driveway: ...

Human: *turns around* Screw that! I'm not becoming part of the human distribution system today, no sir I am not.

Cybertronian: *sad beeping noises*

Icemav fic idea

GUYS GUYS GUYS what if…. Hear me out. Maverick is a pilot for the U.S. navy and Iceman is a pilot for the Russian navy and they end up getting into a dog fight after iceman is sent into U.S. airspace. They both end up crashing in a third world/lowly populated area and they have to (grudgingly) work together to make it to back to the Naval base Mav flew out of (because Ice is caught on American soil whether he likes it or not) and maybe they catch feelings along the way?!?! I have no writing skills but if some angel wrote a fic about this I would acc love them!

DROP every single hurt/comfort idea you have for John Walker.

why do hollywolf and fanback give off the same vibes

Pete maverick Mitchel and Ethan Hunt are the same person the only difference is that Ethan is a service top and Mav is a bratty bottom

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Every Single MI Movie everyone is trying to get shit done while Ethan Hunt is somehow also unknowingly competing for the World's Biggest Sweetheart award. Running around and looking at people with those big green eyes like 'please oh please let's not fight I want everyone to be okayyyyy 🥺" and telling his friends he's literally in love with all of them and being physically unable to not protect people he literally just met and wearing stupid little soft shirts and fun jackets and also grinning ear to ear and making the worst jokes known to mankind and telling everyone 'it's going to be okay it's going to be okay' because he is going to Make it okay because he Can do that. Because he wants to. Because he's in love with the world. Biggest fucking sweetheart ever. I'm ill I'm sick I'm in physical pain thinking about him

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

The Mission: Impossible movies are so fun because they're spy-based action movies so you figure the main character is going to be this big macho tough guy and then you watch the movies and he's just this sad wet kitten who doesn't want his friends to die