Soft Boy

If you're wondering why stan twitter is cancelling Ansel Elgort (the actor playing Augustus from the The Fault In Our Stars movie) then I insist you to have a look at this post.

Her story with Ansel Elgort

Don't you fucking try to protect him because "he's your fave". She suffered, okay? She was 17. Respect her bravery.

grogu: and that’s when Luke lets the combat training remote start zapping at me, a baby

din:

You (derogatory)

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

Let me present a concept: What We Do in the Shadows style mockumentary of the Mechanisms crew eg.

Toy Soldier: Ok! So I wanted to have a quick conversation about ship responsibilities because, uh, chums, I think that we’re not pulling our weight here… We’re not just pointing the finger at you, Jonny. You’re a jolly good bloke but you’re not pulling your weight on the Aurora.

Jonny: Well, I’m glad to hear that I’m jolly good.

Ashes: Thats not the point Jonny. The point is that chore wheel has had your name on DISHES FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!!!!! Do your goddamn dishes dishes or I will burn everything in your bunk … again.

or

Rafaela: When you become a mechanism, you become very… sexy [gestures to herself]

and my personal favorite

Nastya: Just leave me here to do my dark bidding on the cybernet! [what are you bidding on?] I’m bidding on a table.

“former emos” this “former emos” that yeah ok some of us have been emo this whole time

Me, an autistic person, watching Criminal Minds:

Reid: Portrays autistic trait

Me:

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get