I Love When The Woman In My Bluetooth Earbuds Says Connected... Yes We Are Girl

happy birthday michael rosen

portable slime gargoyle 

Young lady, why did you have to come in and interrupt? Just as I’d got him all softened up and ready for the old one-two!

if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

the dynamic between the first doctor, ian, and barbara is just the "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" meme

me talking to my dog for 2 seconds:

haha omg ur so stinky i love u ur so small and funny haha stinky

me talking to my dog for 12 minutes:

you are the essence of the conscious experience. do you understand feelings? are your thoughts an equivalent to a legible sentence or are they a series of abstract emotions or images? are you aware of your own existence? do you have a concept of identity? what do you dream about? how much do you know? and what do you know that i dont? do you retain memories? do you even hold emotional sentiment?

the creation of this account showcases the utter boredom i have faced in recent times.

reblog if you like girls and pasta

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