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That Time of Month

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Regulus being transmasc and Remus being a werewolf both sharing a common hatred of "That Time of Month"

Everyone else in the group being confused when the two would walk around grumbling and irritated together because somehow Reggie is always synced with the full moon???

Regulus is the only person Remus will ever share his non-emergency chocolate with and they both cuddle up under blankets because they get cold too easily.

Padfoot and Prongs absolutley terrified of their boyfriends during this week and sending Peter inside to check on them when needed.

Platonic moonwater has my heart fr

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the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

and it caught on with some of the other girls too

When Marlene found out that the marauders called Sirius Pads, she definitely called him tampon to piss him off.

i am non-binary so it would be kind of weird if it wasn't lol

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone

craving something sweet?

Regulus: I think I’m coming down with something - I’ve been so nauseous lately

James /srs: Maybe you’re pregnant?

*Moment of panic*

Regulus: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot, you got suggesting that, or me for believing you

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

percy: im passing the phone to someone who literally gave me grey hair after getting herself kidnapped at the ripe age of 13 making me go get her

annabeth:…im passing the phone to someone who got kidnapped and went missing for 7 months at the RIPE AGE of 16 and now has to wear an air tag on his camp necklace so he doesn’t get lost

percy:……im passing the phone to someone with abandonment issues

annabeth:…….im passing the phone to someone who uses humor to deal with the extreme trauma he lived through as a young tween

percy:………..im passing the phone to someone who’s literal mom is the goddess of wisdom yet she can’t read or spell

annabeth: im passing the phone to someone with daddy issues

percy: im passing the phone with daddy AND mommy issues

annabeth: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE-

grover: guys can i please have my phone back please i just want to ft my girlfriend please

i just love that their all friends and that that is what is first and foremost no matter that percy and annabeth are dating they were besties first so their silly and they’re annoying and i love them as a trio

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”