im dying i saw this on Pinterest it’s offficaly famous
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
being a marauders fan is a red flag.
it’s also an orange flag.
and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.
you’re gay.
pride flag butterflies 🌈
oh you poor, poor things. you have no idea what is coming.
IM READING CHEW ME UP AND JAMES JUST SAID I LOVE YOU BUT DOESNT WANT REGULUS TO RESPOND AND I FEEL LIKE JAMES DID SOMETHING BAD
im going to yerd u all
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
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@whoopsiesnodaisies
GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?
REG: That depends.
GUY: On what?
REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️
REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.
JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.
What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.
Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.
Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone
I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.
yes remus, in front of his mother