*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*
Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”
Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”
Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”
Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3
Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”
the marauders fandom be like:
blood ritual — James and Lily Potter circa 1981
If you read this and are queer (or know anyone queer/ or support/ as long as you think we deserve basic human rights) I'm forcing you to reblog! hehehhehehehe
I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
regulus, making his best man speech at sirius' wedding: statistically, the person you marry is most likely to be the person who kills you
regulus: lupin, ill help you hide the body
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rip narcissa black you would've loved to be a medieval queen having an affair with her chambermaid
Could you turn off likes and follows as an edblr account you put others you follow at risk of a mass term
ofc anon! done it now, and i can’t believe i had forgotten to do so before. thanks for the reminder!