I Just Know That All The Marauders Were In James Phone As Random Shit. Like Not The Nicknames But Like

the marauders fandom be like:

SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

me when i actually go through my inbox and follow people back:

Nobody:

Barty and Evan: we put the hot in psychotic

I just realized that the Slytherin common room is underwater: you can see into the lake from the windows and the creatures passing by.

Do y'all think that, for a moment, as regulus was dragged deeper into the lake at that cave, for a very brief second, he felt at home? He went back, just before exhaling another bubble of air because he couldn't hold onto it any longer, to that place where he could read, and play board games, and gossip and plan some mischief with his boys in Slytherin. Back home.

and it caught on with some of the other girls too

When Marlene found out that the marauders called Sirius Pads, she definitely called him tampon to piss him off.

sirius black, trouble incarnate

hc/au where ancient greek is annabeth’s first language. i mean she comes out of athena’s head right? who probably thinks in greek? she constantly defaults to it, and doesn’t even process she’s doing it half the time because most people at camp dont bat an eye. hc that when percy and annabeth are studying and trying to explain something to the other they unconsciously switch to greek (especially where annabeth and english class is concerned. my girl canonically hates english books). the majority of the time they’re only really speaking in half english half greek. annabeth says something in greek, percy responds in english or latin and vice versa. the first time paul blofis witnesses them do it, it’s before he finds out percy’s a demigod, and as an english major, is like. what the fuck did that kid just speak in greek. sally is like yea his dad is greek haha…and paul is like?? ancient?? greek?? yes paul, yes.