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babysitting gone wrong

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

Lily: hey, what are you up to?

Sirius: oh, I'm just performing a sage burning ritual to clear the place of demons.

Snape, coughing: FUCK YOU I have ASTHMA you WHORE-

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

What is this life?

I'm obsessed with the idea of Lily's period syncing with the full moon so for the week surrounding it she and Remus both just lay on opposite ends of the comfiest couch in the common room, eating chocolate and talking shit while their boyfriends wait on them hand and foot

Remus making Sirius massage his sore body while Lily makes James take hourly trips to the kitchens to get snacks and she uses Reg as a body pillow and he's like scowling and complaining the whole time like "I'm not even your boyfriend, James is just both of ours." but he doesn't actually try to get up

NO WHAT ABOUT TRANS REGGIE WHERE HIS SYNCS TOO

James frantically running around getting snacks and heating packs and making teas while Lily and Reg cuddle and Reg bitches at Sirius from the other end of the couch and Sirius bitches back while Lily and Remus read their own copies of the same book and talk about it over the brothers bickering

Reg stops every so often to give his own commentary on the book bc he's already read it

James returns from one trip to the kitchens to find Sirius about pulling his hair out while the other three are in a heated debate about which character is the best

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

percy: im passing the phone to someone who literally gave me grey hair after getting herself kidnapped at the ripe age of 13 making me go get her

annabeth:…im passing the phone to someone who got kidnapped and went missing for 7 months at the RIPE AGE of 16 and now has to wear an air tag on his camp necklace so he doesn’t get lost

percy:……im passing the phone to someone with abandonment issues

annabeth:…….im passing the phone to someone who uses humor to deal with the extreme trauma he lived through as a young tween

percy:………..im passing the phone to someone who’s literal mom is the goddess of wisdom yet she can’t read or spell

annabeth: im passing the phone to someone with daddy issues

percy: im passing the phone with daddy AND mommy issues

annabeth: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE-

grover: guys can i please have my phone back please i just want to ft my girlfriend please

i just love that their all friends and that that is what is first and foremost no matter that percy and annabeth are dating they were besties first so their silly and they’re annoying and i love them as a trio

Sirius: You weren’t a teenage dirtbag. You had a study group

Remus: I sold cigarettes to 7th years in 3rd year

Sirius: I stand corrected