At 10:03 Tonight I Got 2,000 Followers!! I Never Thought I Would Be Writing This, I Never Thought I Would

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What is this?

Please can you send mommy a direct text message please 🙏🥺

How can I assist you???

Reblog if you want your followers to send you diaper images to your inbox=)

👏🏻I👏🏻want👏🏻to👏🏻be👏🏻forced👏🏻to👏🏻regress👏🏻

-don’t let me watch grown up tv.

-take away “grown up privileges” like my phone and computer after too long.

-“glass? Nah, glasses are for grown ups. You need a cover on your drink so you don’t spill. Here’s your sippy cup.”

-“you want to eat off a big girl plate? No, no. Your princess plate is pretty and plastic so you won’t break it baby.”

-make me wear diapers so I don’t have an accident.

-make me take a bath because I’m too little for a shower, I might fall.

-cut up my food so I don’t choke (or make me cut it up for long distance).

-“are you talking back to me young lady? Put in your paci like a good little baby.”

-make my decisions for me.

-tell me I’m too little and that I absolutely need your help.

-even if I fight back, tell me how cute I am when I try to be a grown up.

-just make me feel small.

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

This little potty pants won’t be getting any pinches today (thanks to my dip 🙈💚)!

Happy St. Paddy’s Day, everybody! 🍀☺️