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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

i will never forget the episode of transformers g1 where seaspray turns into Fabio but he still sounds like he's being sprayed in the face with a pressurized hose

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

crazy seeing all the maga tumblr users come out of the woodwork today. don’t you know this is the gay people website?

the way people act about crime is so insane. like yeah there's more crime in cities because there's more people, and it's caught more because there's more cops. its not that the ratio of crime:people is any different. "oh but there's less violent crime in the suburbs-" is there? is there really less? or is there still fights and assault and rape that's just ignored because it doesn't "fit the town image" so everything's just swept under the rug. "rich white people don't do violent crime" is such bullshit