Emergence Was A Great Song And I Had To Honor It Somehow 🫡

Soap has to explain things in the most complicated way possible

Alex: Wait, wait, run that again?

Soap: Okay! So, this- *points at Ghost* that is my boyfriend

Ghost: Yo

Soap: This *points at Alejandro* this is my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie

Soap: *points at Rudy* this is my bff AND my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie's husband

Soap: This *points at Valeria* is my my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie's ex girlfriend who we're not still sure why she's here

Soap: This is my dad *points at Price*

Soap: And this is my dad's son *points at Gaz*

Alex: That's my boyfriend, but thanks for the introduction anyway ...who's that?

Soap: Oh that? *points at Graves*

Soap: That's a fucking nuisance

Graves: Thanks.

kayn the shadow reaper

whatr if i exploded you right now would you be angry

Horangi: my boyfriend.. is putting on a suit for his autism diagnosis appointment..

König: it’s a special event!

Horangi: shut up..

okay actually i have another BE meme for you all, bc i sent my sister this post and went “IT’S THEM” and then she sent me this back. eat

You’re in his DMs. I’m violating the Geneva Convention treaties with him in Mexico. We are not the same.

"only ghost can pull that off" i know what you are.

i don't mean to shit on Vegas too much when he's going through it but i did laugh when, after his father hits him and calls him and Macau not worthy to be his sons, of all the places in and out of that giant house on a giant property he had to go to his captive's room to dramatically demonstrate his emotions like 'ooooooohhhhh man i'm really goin through it, i'm so angry, i'm so unhinged, my life is so hard...' and when he doesn't get a reaction he's like 'pete are you catchin all of this...hey pete....PETEEEEEEE'

He went for the forehead and backed off (because he only kisses the forehead of those he kills).

Jhin: don’t get it twisted, it has and always will be about the glamour, the trauma and the fucking melodrama.