Schee Sauba Mocha, Gell?

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Ach wie schön, die beruhigende Existenzielle Leere des Kapitalismus.Macht richtig Weihnachtsstimmung.

Du bist unterwegs in deinem Auto. Weil du nix besseres hast ist das Radio an. Die nächste volle Stunde nähert sich, und die Radiowerbung beginnt. Begleitet von einem nervtötenden Jingle verkündet eine Stimme - oder mehrere Stimmen? Du bist dir nicht sicher - “̸̖̤̮̹͓͑"̵̩̝̼͊͆̈̊C̵̮͚̣̤̩̈́á̴̱̄ŗ̸̝̑̽̽̓g̸͍̝̹͂̾̃̌l̷͖̞̐̃ä̶͖̖̪͍́̂̉̿͑s̵̞̜͕͍̀̈́͝s̶̳͕̺̍̓͑͘ ̷͔̱̣͗̊̀̀͂ȩ̷̤͉͉̬̓̎̀͝l̸̨̡̻͚̗̇́̀į̸͚̪̈́͌m̶͈̉͌͊̌̕ị̷̥͖̅̎ǹ̵̛̯̜͙̤͛i̶͈͖̔͘e̸̤̘̦̻̬̾͊r̵̮̲̹̻͍̓t̴̡̛͔̟̭͉̀̍̀͝,̵͈̩̦̋̏͜ ̶̘̯͉̥̽̂͜Ċ̷̠͉̻a̶̡̱̠͑̀͜r̶̭̣̥͙͋͆̇g̴͇͓̕͝ḽ̵̩̀̓ą̶͎͚͎̙̽̓̂͠s̵̜̗̰̆͆̃͝s̵͕̖̹̤̙̃ ̵̯͗̾͆͆l̵͎̻͔̩̓̓͆̕͜ọ̴̢̢͎̈̂́́̓̾͜s̵̢̨̘̾̅͘c̶̣͔̬̽͑̀h̷̓̓́ͅt̷̞̝̝̩̐͋ ̷̧̥̳̳̓̐́̋̕a̶͓͕̗̔̈́̇ư̷̧̟̹̿̒̋s̷̺̱͍͛̾̐̑͠!̵̖̍͒͌́̈"̶͕͍͈̏̅͊̽. Bevor du wirklich genervt sein kannst ist die Werbung schon wieder vorbei. In der nächsten Werbung führt ein schwäbischer Mann ein Selbstgespräch über die Vorzüge von Seitenbacher Hanfmüsli oder Bergsteigeröl in dem Audioäquivalent von einem leeren Raum. Bei der nächsten Werbung entscheidest du dich, das Radio auszuschalten. Bevor du das tun kannst schreit dir ein Drecksbalg noch “D A N N  G E H  D O C H  Z U  N E T T O!” hinterher. Dann herrscht wunderbare Stille in deinem Auto.

Do let the door hit you

Let's rate these 6 free music players on Android

All of these are good and do play music well, so I will be critiquing on minor things, any will likely work well for you

Last place, VLC

The inability to edit tags really brings it down, it has very unique UI and some things really need to be edited in the settings like the full scan of phone files being on by default gets annoying. But having the queue on the same page as the music control is really nice.

AIMP, It works well, I just hate the vertical UI

Pulsar, it works well but I dislike the UI, such as not showing album art in the songs section

Metro/Retro and Oto Music are tied for 3rd because they have incredibly similar UI, down to both having a home screen, if you choose one it really comes down to minor differences

Musicolet wins, it really wins for me based off how it shows how many times a song has been played in it's most played songs sections, multiple queues and synced lyrics but I think that these are minor things that come down to preference

Time for tumblr to pull another Goncharov

I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

Nature abhors a giant Christmas goat

Happy to report that “a new threat has emerged”. The latest development in the goat saga is that the goat is being eaten alive by birds. This has, according to experts on the news, never happened before.