#spoilers Sorry, Foxmom, Thought Yoy Were Caught Up With Me. #oops

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

what's going on here? I'm getting mentioned in things...

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[Misc]47. Goddammot Olivia you know I can’t choose. You, @hunteroftheunknown, and @lynnelexie

Is that Cain from SPN?

Why I think people ship Syndisparklez (Captainsparklez and Prosyndicate, aka Jordan Maron and Tom Cassell):

1. In Mianite (which is a youtube Minecraft series), Tom keeps nagging at Jordan and trolling him and ruining his stuff and killing him for the sake of attention.

2. At some point (if I remember correctly), Jordan made a Drarry reference about them, sometime in the first season.

3. Tom also hits on Jordan a lot and makes suggestive comments.

4. They’re good friends in real life.

5. They both have a feminine side, which is not necessarily connected to sexuality, but could be.

6. They hug and put their arms around each others’ shoulders.

7. They work together well.

8. They invented their own ship and support it and share fanart and talk about the ship in their videos. When they invented it they made hearts with their hands at their cameras and said ‘I love you.’ 

Video (10:46): https://youtu.be/tMwH9G_TUJY?t=10m46s

Video where Jordan says he supports the ship (4:27): https://youtu.be/tNjS9nRoJR4?t=4m27s

With Tom there are too many instances to count.

9. Tom calls Jordan his bae: http://artistmystery.tumblr.com/post/106279974076/tom-syndicate-apparently-it-been-4-years

10. Jordan refuses to talk about his relationship status (which he rerepeats in many vlogs because his followers keeps asking him), except in one video a week or two ago where he said his preference is women and apologized to the shippers. Of course, he could be any sexuality that includes attraction to women.

11. In this vlog where they went snowboarding, Tom kissed Jordan on the cheek at the end of the video (it’s already set to the right time. If it doesn’t work then it’s at 15:26): https://youtu.be/xTvevhaFiXw?t=15m26s

12. Here is the kiss from Tom’s video (at 17:06): https://youtu.be/qVEUWnkoI1w?t=17m6s

13. Here is the kiss from Jordan’s video (at 4:07): https://youtu.be/B4Dm6pqd5Kc?t=4m7s

14. Here is a scene that happened the day after the kiss (at 0:44): https://youtu.be/M1vC5nLTX_w?t=44s

15: Here is another scene (at 6:17): https://youtu.be/B4Dm6pqd5Kc?t=6m17s

16. There’s this gem: http://wethehootowls.tumblr.com/post/98114084183/oh-man-secrets-revealed

17. There’s the whole blonde/brunette trope because Tom died his hair blue so when it faded out the top of his hair was still bleached and it stayed that way for months, during quite a few vlogs with Syndisparklez interactions.

18. And there’s this very nice fan video: http://trashhaus.tumblr.com/post/141293927760/i-couldnt-let-all-those-syndisparklez-moments-go

19. The last reason is of course a dire need for LGBT representation.

If you want to find good Syndisparklez material, you should search for #syndisparklez and #trinity island on Tumblr.

My Q&A

Hey guys! I'll be doing an online Q&A on September 2 from 10 am to 5 pm! I'll answer any questions anyone has as honestly as I can. The only questions I will not answer is ones about where I live. Those are creepy questions. If you have Wattpad/Twitter you can ask there if you can't currently make a Tumblr account. Wattpad: HunteroftheUnknown Twitter: IceyGamerGirl

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Well, Mikey, you’re in the cage for the foreseeable future so it’s not like you have much else to do, right?

So, Luci said his bday is may 18th, but what about the rest of you? Have you ever sat down and calculated it out?

Gabriel: Technically March 24th, but instead I celebrate my birthday on both April 1st and October 31st.

Michael: I never thought it mattered enough to find out.

Raphael: When Gabriel calculated his, I also did mine. It’s September 29th.

What'd I do now?

every so often i think i need to get off this evil blue hellsite because it’s so distracting and awful, but then some nights i happen to scroll by a post, informing me that there is an original cast bootleg of Hamilton on pornhub under the name “Founding Fathers get Naughty in the Bedroom” and i’m reminded of everything good in the world

Right! I remember that!

Hetalia Characters as Things My Friends and I Have Said

Germany: yeah I’d like uhhhhhhh 50 dogs please

France: I HAVE A BAGUETTE EMOJI????

Italy: But what if we don’t.

America: (about the US) This is simultaneously the best and worst country ever.

Russia: I hate you. So, no, I will not knit you a sweater.

Japan: Theres no salt in cocaine, Krista.

China: oH MY GOD ITS A GIANT PANDA!!!

Greece: I just want like 10 cats and to not have to make friends

Canada: But what if we… hugged them?

reblog if you're slytherin and proud

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