My Family Is Officially A Bunch Of Dicks Living In The Same House As Me.

Fuck you, @fandomiseverything I try.

She is butchering this joke

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This is for all the parent’s on tumblr, who think it’s okay to control your children’s life. And by controlling your children’s life I mean going through their messages, and emails, and maybe even tumblr page, and getting mad at them for it. That, in my personal opinion, IS NOT OKAY. EVER. sure go through their video games, if you don’t like what you see stop them from playing it awesome. Go through what they record on tv. Okay that makes sense. Do not under any circumstances GO THROUGH THEIR PRIVATE STUFF.That is not okay at all. Want to know why? Because your child has their own right to do whatever they want with the privacy they have. And not only is invading their space bad, for both you and them, but they will trust you less for going through their crap. It’s called “trusting your child’ I know that is a hard concept for some of you parents but your children will love you forever for being able to trust them. Now before you say “well how do you know that you aren’t a parent” I will tell you why. My mother and father (not god) were open with me. About everything. About sex, about drugs, about life problems, my period, hormonal changes, alcohol whatever it was you name it. My parent’s allowed me to ask anything I wanted about them. And in exchange I told my parents….

The day I started having sex,

The fact that recently I haven’t made good decisions and I might be pregnant.(which my mom then proceeded to tell me my options if I am)

When I discovered I’m Bi.

When I decided to experiment with alcohol and tobacco.

When I was suicidal.

Where I was when I was hanging out with friends

Who I was with while hanging out.

The passwords to literally everything I own because I trust my parents enough not to go through my shit. 

It is not your job as a parent to be the “alpha dog” and invade your child’s privacy. It is not your job to be your child’s best friend. It is not your job to make your house a prison and your children love going to school just to get away from you. It is your job to be open with your child so in turn they will be open with you. That’s it. It is your job to raise your children right and if you are reading this right now and thinking “my child would never do that with me” then you clearly messed up somewhere. Raise your children right, not to be afraid of authority but respect it. 

Philza Fics Masterpost

ok so it’s pretty much impossible to find any good phil-centric fics in the philza tags so decided to compile a bunch of my favorites! feel free to add on please add on i need more philza fics please i’m begging

Dual Blades - focuses on both phil and techno and their friendship, probably one of my favorite things i’ve ever read

starlit dragons - same author as dual blades, phil-centric, i’ve read this like five times and cried every time

Dandelion Seeds - redza my beloved, phil-centric, egg possession arc

a verb in perfect view - credit to the zablr discord for finding this one, post green festival, techno-centric but there’s a bunch of good phil moments

To Move Forward - boreal group, post-doomsday, there’s a chapter from each of their perspectives and the phil chapter is really good

to you I gift the end of things - written by kai an absolute legend, a whole ass series about techno and phil, zablr discord i owe you my life

Father’s Lament - focuses on phil and ghostbur, very sad, tommy’s mentioned in like one paragraph

lead me to death, to belonging - also phil and wilbur, very cool fic where phil’s chat is a murder of crows

Interlude I: “Promises to Keep” - takes place during antarctic empire, techno and phil centric, a lot of fluff to balance out the angst in all these other fics

Colder - dream smp with slight sbi au, mainly just phil grieving over wilbur, another really sad one

No Longer Deathless - less lore heavy than the other fics, phil-centric, takes place in dream smp but doesn’t really have to do with the plot it’s just phil angst

hogwarts house stereotypes

ravenclaw: NERDS

hufflepuff: tiny gay babies

gryffindor: will fight anything

slytherin: sells you out for a donut

Reblog if there's still Michifer Shippers out there.

I need to know where my michifer lovers are at

EYYYYY!!!! DAT BE ME!!!!! :D

I would date someone who’s bi

Reblog if you agree.  There’s a ton of stigma from both sides (gay and straight), so let’s let bi folks know we support them!

A Thought

tbh I think Ravenpaw should have become Spottedleaf’s apprentice. Like, kid was never gonna be a good fighter and he doesn’t do well in crowds. But he cares about his Clanmates. Allow him some breathing room and he’d be quote clever. 

Spottedleaf could still be killed. Ravenpaw gets his full name and has a character arc involving assuming his new responsibilities and learning to trust himself. Yellowfang could still come in, and maybe Ravenpaw’s training isn’t complete yet and she helps teach him, and she scares him at first but he ultimately learns some of how she deals with trouble and trauma and grows from that.

Maybe he still saw Tigerstar kill Redtail. He still carries that knowledge, but now he has status to go up against the deputy and actually be listened to. If not by Bluestar, then at least by other ThunderClanners, and maybe he could pass the warning on to his fellow MCs and they know not to give Tigerclaw sanctuary, or at least think a little harder about doing so.

Lastly, it would be a fun way for Firepaw to learn more about Clan life. Instead of like having that weird crush on Spottedleaf or whatever, he’s got his new friend Ravenpaw who he wants to support and know all about what he’s learning while he and Greypaw have been off gallivanting around.

- Anonymous (x)

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY