Robert Chase Lore Is Like "my Father Left Me, I Had To Take Care Of My Abusive Alcoholic Mother And Baby

Episode 52 was fucked up 🚬🚬

BUT They will fix everything

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

this guy stinks up my phone, take him off my hands

Started thinking of Kevin frkm welcome to nightvale and I had to jumping jacks to calm me down. What is this little freak?? Why is he like that?? I hate him but I love him and I want to throw him in a out of lava, I want to befriend him but also kick him.

“Sam x Alice” “sam x Celia” no. Polyamory. Sam x Celia x Alice.

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Silly willy meme of the day :P

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