Never Ever Ever Eat Raw White Onion And Then Smoke Cigarette.

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

yaelokre is a fictional band with fictional members who travel their fantasy world and retell mythological stories through song and heavily aestheticized irl performances/concept albums? close enough Welcome back the mechanisms

i think this is the most normal brother moment they've ever had

still shaking my head about that time my doctor and i were discussing how my Exhausted All the Fucking Time chronic illness had been getting gradually worse and i never had energy to do things

and he asked me "have you considered exercising more? that can increase energy"

to which i replied deadass staring him in the face "cool, sounds great, love to, but hey, doc. one question: with what energy do i do that"

and he just cringe-shrugged and changed the subject

“I’m straight.” “I’m gay” okay…? And I’m the archive?? I am the king of a ruined world??

he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

south africa was banned in the olympics in 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988 & 1992. a total of 8 times. for 28 years they didn't set foot in the olympics. you know why? apartheid. apparently the olympics disagreed with the apartheid regime in south africa. russia & belarus aren't allowed to take part in the olympics this year. you know why? because of their involvement in the war in ukraine. several countries throughout history haven't been allowed to participate in the olympics because of various reason from their involvement in war to human rights abuses. now if the olympics aren't blind to all that... why in the world are they blind to what israel has been doing to gaza for the past 10 months? why is a genocidal apartheid nation allowed to participate in the olympics when any other country in its place would've been banned?

Listened to The Magnus Archives/The Magnus Protocol, listened to Malevolent, listening to Welcome to Night Vale...this is my superwholock